Moi, Assurancetourix, barde breveté,
je propose à M. Philippot, machin adjoint
du Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrront
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le slogan suivant :
"MOI, JE JOUE DE LA HARPE
ET JE JOUE DE L’HERPÈS."